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Original greetings scene for the new year. Scenes for the new year are funny and funny

To have a fun festive event, you need to think in advance which will help ensure fun and good mood.

Funny and funny scenes that do not take much time are especially well perceived at the New Year's holiday, so they can be staged several in a row, involving as many people as possible.

New Year's Eve scenes are funny and cool for high school students can include characters both famous and fictional, if only it was fun and interesting.

Scene for the New Year about grandmothers Yozhek

Characters: 5 attendants hedgehogs

1 grandma: Hedgehogs, you noticed that we haven't hung out for a long time! Oh look, what's up
Is everyone gathered?
2 grandma: Yes, they are probably celebrating something again! send! We must be in time for the party with bro kashcheich! By the way, I need to call him, has he changed his mind about hanging out? So, we dial the number! Hello, Kashcheich! Hi, well, how is everything ready? well, then we'll be right! Well, kashcheich said, everything is ready! Send ?!
3 grandmother: Wait, we never found out what was going on here? Let's ask the guys?
4 grandma: Yes, know the problem! Guys, tell me what's going on here?
Guys: We are celebrating the New Year!
5 grandma: Wow, does it mean there is a party going on here too? Cool, let's stay here, otherwise I can't get to the kashcheyushka! My back hurts terribly!
All grandmas except 2 grandmas: Agree! Eh, hedgehog, how are you?
2 grandmother: what how?
1 grandmother: Well, you damn deaf, you need to fly to the lore!
Grandma 2: Alas, my electric broom is broken!
1 grandmother: I've been riding a Mercedes for a long time! well, duck, what do you want to stay here to hang out?
2 grandma: Of course! Well, grannies will have a full blast !?

the phone rings, at the 4th grandma

4 grandma: Hello, hello! Ah, well, I already signed up for tomorrow! Okay, I have no time now! Dosvidos!
5 grandma: Where did you sign up?
4 grandma: Ay, to the makeup artist! I decided to dress up before the date with the water!
Grandma 3: Okay enough, let's finally hang out!
1 grandma: Well, let the DJ play a song for us! Yes, better!

include for example: "a Christmas tree was born in the forest"

3 Grandma: Eh, you DJ, what did you turn on for us? Give our, Beloved!

The song of hedgehogs is playing

Cool New Year's scene about blondes

Participants should speak with expression and intonation, parodying modern women of fashion

1 Blonde: Hello girlfriend, what are you standing here?
2 Blonde: Waiting for Leshy
1 Blonde: Why wait for him?
2 Blonde: Yes, I met him, I could not leave everything as it is - he looks like a loser .. so no one walks now ...
1 Blonde: And where is he?
2 Blonde: In a hairdresser ... at Zverev
1 Blonde: Is this a famous hairdresser?
2 Blonde: No, the namesake ... he is also a stylist, he will do a little image ...
1 Blonde: Oops
2 Blonde: What?
1 Blonde: Your hair is black!
2 Blonde: Pull it out faster!
1 Blonde: Yes, I was joking ..
2 Blonde: YES well you .. By the way, here is the Leshy.

Goblin comes out in super new clothes, to the music

1 Blonde: Listen to the latest fashion ...
2 Blonde: Yes, now with him for a feast, and in the world ..
Leshy: Well, I changed my image a little ... how did it happen?
1 Blonde: Great ...
2 Blonde: Now I would like to teach you how to dance ...
Leshy: I am a tectonist ...
1 Blonde: Already something, show me ...

You can end the performance with the dance of the Leshy and the blondes.

Blondes and the Leshy leave on the stage, Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson appear, they hold the Leshy's sock in their hands, they approach the microphone and twist in their hands

Holmes: Watson, I think it's a man's sock ..
Watson: How did you guess?
Holmes: Elementary! The size is too big.
Watson: Do you think it cannot belong to a woman?
Holmes: To be honest, I saw a gentleman wearing a second sock.
Watson: Holmes, you are a genius. Where was this gentleman going?
Holmes: Elementary, my dear friend, accompanied by two ladies, he was probably in a hurry to the disco…. Oh, it seems to me that someone else is going there ...
Watson: Let's go and we'll go?
Holmes: For those over a hundred years old? Although, let's go .. We don't mind having some fun.

Scene for the New Year about the Snow Queen

The Snow Queen: Call Thorn and Thorn to me ...

The Spit and the Thorn come running

The Snow Queen: My faithful maids, how long have we done nasty things?
Spitfire: For a long time ...
Thorn: For a long time ...
Snow Queen: Do people want to ruin the holiday?
Spitfire: I would like ...
Thorn: Already pricks ...
Snow Queen: Here, keep a catalog of cosmetics, whoever sniffs it and gets sick, gets sick
Spitfire: Get sick?
Thorn: Getting sick?
Spitfire: And will he miss the holiday?
Thorn: And a holiday !!! Will skip ...?
The Snow Queen: And get sick and miss. You need to offer this directory to everyone and sneeze at people.
Spitfire: And if people are vitamins if?
Kolyuchka: And if you went in for sports?
Snow Queen: And they will be alone to celebrate without friends ... Go quickly, do my will.

Leave. Ivanushka enters the stage

Ivanushka: Alyonushka? Who saw my sister?
Spitfire: Is that Ivanushka?
Thorn: Open the goat flu page faster?
Spitfire: Young man - see what cosmetics, just for your sister.
Thorn: Here, smell it.
Ivanushka: Oh, but you really need to buy a present for your sister! (sniffs)
Spitfire: Well, how?
Thorn: Good makeup?
Ivanushka: Oh, I probably have an acute respiratory disease.

Alyonushka comes

Alyonushka: Ivanushka, what's wrong with you? Oops .. temperature!
Spitfire: Infected, will your brother get sick now?
Thorn: And the holiday is spoiled for you?

Ivanushka coughs

Alyonushka: We'll see about that. (Picks up the phone) Urgent orderlies.

The orderlies run in in the form of snowmen

The orderlies: What happened, where is the infection?
Alyonushka: Yes, there are two here.
Ivanushka: I was infected with goat flu.
Orderlies: It is clear, disinfect the infection!

The spit and Thorn run away screaming, followed by the orderlies with large syringes

Alyonushka: I told you, Ivanushka, go in for sports, but eat vitamins - you did not obey me, but nothing ...

Snegurochka enters

Snegurochka: I'll help your problem, but just more, mind you, don't get sick ... I'll wave my magic wand, but the ailment will pass by evening, but for now the milk is warm, but the stove ...
Who arranged it all ... Surely either Baba Yaga or the Snow Queen, you will need to tell Santa Claus ...

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The painfully familiar New Year's melody sounds
Santa Claus. Good New Year's Eve, precious audience!

Snow Maiden. From the whole magical winter kingdom, bright New Year's greetings! (addresses grandfather). Santa Claus, something from you ...

Scenario of a corporate party for the New Year "New Year's Anniversary of the Year of the Rat"

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First toast from the host.
Pleasant calm music sounds.
Host: Hello, good New Year's Eve everyone! These magical days have brought us smiles, joy, team unity and love for work!

Hope all staff who ...

Year of the Rat scenario for a corporate party

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Presenter: 2020 is knocking on our doors with new opportunities, dreams, new happiness, and I sincerely wish everyone that your plans, on the eve of the most magical holiday, come true! Traditionally, the New Year in Russia is not complete without Christmas trees ...

The script of the New Year's concert at the House of Culture "Waiting for a Miracle"

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The music from the film "An Ordinary Miracle" is played, which is the leitmotif of the concert.
Entertainer. Good evening everyone, dear viewers! The artists of the House of Culture are happy to talk to you on the eve of the most magical holiday! On these New Year's Eve ...

The best cultural and interesting scenario of the theatrical New Year's corporate party with the participation of the Snow Queen

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Father Frost enters with the Snow Maiden.
Santa Claus:
-Not a few days, and nights
We followed a difficult, long route.
Our path is like a stream
Curled between the crystal Christmas trees.
(It also twisted between the poplars,
Pour grandfather!)
The Snow Maiden and I are together
We were in a hurry to ...

Script for a good start to the New Year's show for adults

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There is noticeable animation in the hall.
LEADING; On the road with bells
Threes are fast flying.
In a painted sleigh with carpets
Red girls are sitting.
To our New Year's holiday
IN...

An interesting and theatrical scenario of the New Year's celebration for an adult with the participation of fairy-tale characters

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Hare Stepashka:

Oh, little pig, what's wrong with you? Do piglets drink?

What do you Stepashechka think? Where does the saying come from
"Drunk like a pig." And you drink, everyone says about you too, oblique,
oblique means drunk ...

Piggy hums:

An interesting, funny and new scenario of the New Year, theatrical: "The Hungry Guest" for adults

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Table philosophy -
So that the appetizer is here!
Not even half an hour will pass
How will ... (SAUSAGE) disappear!

People like it very much
With red fish ... (SANDWICHES)!

Main appetizer kind
Standing in the middle of the table!
We finally remember
About salty ...

PRE-NEW YEAR ...

Scenario of a magical and interesting New Year's fairy tale

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It would be great if a grandfather with a gray beard and a red nose would unexpectedly call our door. Would hug me and whisper softly in my ear:

Although you consider yourself smart and wise, believe me, you cannot live without faith in a miracle. Beautiful fairy tale, ...

The New Year's feast is always very generous and fun. And at the beginning of the holiday, various table amusements are remarkably uplifting: horoscopes, toasts, guessing and which help to "join" the entertainment program and get to know a little or, if familiar, then relax and feel comfortable, as it happens among loved ones.

We offer a collection of the best Internet finds (thanks to the authors!) - New Year's table role-playing tales - impromptu, which will indicate the program of any New Year's holiday. For such a table entertainment, you only need cards with words for the characters, a text for the presenter and, if desired, a small props for the participants.

New Year's table-top fairy tale "Hello, New Year!"

Before the start of the remark, you can rehearse, explaining to all the participants that they need to be pronounced when the speech in the congratulation goes about their hero, and when exactly - it will be clear from the text and emotional accents that the presenter will give (you can even agree on the signs). Although, if you read it expressively, then everyone understands when to join.

Characters, replicas:

Speaker

Toastmaster- "There is still a whole hour before the New Year!"

Precinct - "So, maybe today you can pour it for me too?"

Santa Claus- "And I brought you presents!"

Guests - "Hello, New Year!"

Neighbors - "Congratulations to all of you!"

The presenter conducts the choice of "artists" who will pronounce certain remarks in a playful way:

Artist selection

Leading: So that we play a scene,
Roles should be distributed!
(Some of the guests) You, I see, are not silent
And talk all the time.
We need an announcer now
You fit just right! (Hands over a piece of paper with a phrase for the role of the Announcer.)
(To another guest) And you say toasts -
Toastmaster you are! (Hands over the words for the role of Toastmaster)
(To another guest) A man is not new to everyone -
The well-known Precinct! (Serves words for the role of the Precinct)
(To a man as a guest) Replace Santa Claus,
He's late for something! (Presenting words for the role of Santa Claus)
(One group of guests) We ask to be Neighbors,
We are always very glad to you! (Hands over words to Neighbors)
(To another group of guests) Stay with us as guests
And play with us! (Hands over words to Guests)

Further, the Leader reads the text, and the guests, after their corresponding words, pronounce their remarks.
Fairy tale text
The people are going to celebrate the holiday
And, as expected, to meet the New Year.
The glasses are already filled to the brim
AND Guests screaming ... (Hello New Year!)
But on TV Speaker in no hurry
It rustles with different papers for a long time
And it informs, like, us ...

Stands up Toastmaster at the table in full growth
And makes a very fresh toast
Swinging pretty well with a glass in hand ...
And on TV the music is playing loud
And Basque performs his famous hit.
And the glasses are poured to the brim again.
Everything Guests screaming ... (Hello New Year!)

Here Santa Claus latecomer knocking.
Seeing painfully familiar faces
Rubs his red nose with embarrassment
And whispers ... (And I brought you presents!)
AND Guests decided to raise the Tamada.
He can't get up on his own!
And he makes a toast, as in a dream ... (So \u200b\u200blet's drink to those who are on horseback now!)
AND Speaker repeats especially for us ... (There is still a whole hour before the New Year!)
Probably afraid that we will "pick up"
And we can't wait for the New Year!
The doorbell rang. Burst Neighbors,
They brought in wine and all kinds of food.
They scream from the doorway ... (Congratulations to all of you!)
AND Speaker(There is still a whole hour before the New Year!)
Having made a little room, we sat down at the table.
Not at all, Precinctwent in,
Seeing our company in the window ... (So \u200b\u200bmaybe you can pour it for me today too?)
Neighbors screaming ... (Congratulations to all of you!)
AND Speaker(There is still a whole hour before the New Year!)
Then he takes out his bag Santa Claus
And whispers ... (And I brought you presents!)
How great it is to celebrate the New Year together!
And, barely breathing, Toastmaster our gets up ... (So \u200b\u200blet's drink to those who are on horseback now!)
He can't wait for the presents already.
Glasses for the main toast are poured,
In one rush, all rose Guests,
They chant together ... (Hello New Year!)
And the hands of the clock rush forward!
Our Toastmaster sobered up in an instant,
And again he stubbornly repeats his toast ... (So let's drink to those who are on horseback now!)
Well, well, we pour and for the New Year we all raise a glass!

New Year's drinking tale for close company "Well, you give!"
(The author of the idea is Arapova I.Yu.)

This table entertainment is similar to the previous one and is played out according to the same rules, but with a more funky text designed for an adult company. This will especially benefit if the characters, in addition to cards with words, are given small props: funny hats, noses, headbands, which will emphasize the comic character of the image.

Characters and replicas :

New Year- "Well, you give!"

Santa Claus - "Do you drink without me?"

Snow Maiden - "Both on!"

Old women (Baba Yagi) - "Well, not a fig, yourself!"

Leshy - "Well, for good luck!"

Waitress - “Who broke all the plates?

Guests (people) - "Happy New Year!"

Leading - reads the text

Fairy tale text

On New Year's Eve
The people have a tradition to celebrate
The people crisis, adversity
Satisfied screams loudly ... ("Happy New Year!")

And here sits in front of us New Year,
He seemed to have just been born just about,
Looks at people: at uncle and aunt
And out loud he wonders: ... ("Well, you give!")

AND Guests cheerful, dressed fashionably
To celebrate, they shout loudly: ... ("Happy New Year!")

He rushed to congratulate (sticks his nose everywhere)
Who is tired of matinees? Santa Claus!
He says barely coherently: ... ("Do you drink without me?")
In reply New Year: … ("Well, you give!")

And what's outside the window, there are whims of nature,
But For guests all the same - they shout: ... ("Happy New Year!")

Then I got up Snow Maiden theatrically,
And she looks very sexy.
She probably won't go home alone,
And she said mysteriously ... ("Both on!")

Santa Claus sniffled: ... ("Do you drink without me?")
In reply New Year: … ("Well, you give!")
AND Guestsagain, without delay and right away,
Louder and louder shout: ... ("Happy New Year!")

And again Snow Maidenfull of premonitions
He relishes, admiring himself: ... ("Both on!")
Frost everything groans: ... ("Do you drink without me?")
Behind him New Year: … ("Well, you give!")

Two frisky grandmothers, two Baba Yagi,
As if they got up on the right foot
Cooing under a glass about the fate of the lamb
And out loud they are indignant: ... ("Well, not a fig, yourself!")

Snow Maiden passion, full of desire,
With temptation and languidly he repeats: ... ("Both on!")
Frosthe yells: ... ("Do you drink without me?")
And after New Year: … ("Well, you give!")

It goes all the way, goes its own way,
AND Guestsshouting again: ... ("Happy New Year!")

A separate fragment, but brightly and briefly
I did my bit Waitress.
She threw arrows on the table,
She asked: ... ("Who broke all the plates?")

Yaguski, having settled down, as if in a hut,
In chorus they shouted to her: ... ("Well, not a fig, yourself!")
Snow Maiden gets up, slightly intoxicated,
He laughs, whispering with delight: ... ("Both on!")

AND Grandfather, already, shouts: ... ("Do you drink without me?")
Behind him New Year: … ("Well, you give!")
AND Guestsfeeling freedom of thoughts
They chant together again: ... ("Happy New Year!")

Here Leshy, with joy, almost crying,
Stands up with the words: ... ("Well, for good luck!")
AND Waitresshaving sipped the burners,
She asked: ... ("Who broke all the plates?")

Grandmothershaving one more sausage
They shout for a couple: ... ("Well, not a fig, yourself!")
Snow Maiden also took a sip of wine
And again she exclaimed aloud: ... ("Both on!")

And drinks Santa Clauswhispering slyly, ("Do you drink without me?")

And drinks New Year: … ("Well, you give!")
And Leshy, he has been jumping with a glass for a long time
He called with inspiration: ... ("Well, for good luck!")

And the glasses, as if filled with honey,
Have Guests, what they drink and shout in unison: ... ... ("Happy New Year!")

New Year's table impromptu "Forest Fairy Tale"

Characters and replicas:

Hare - "Life is not easy for hares"

Elk - "Everything was cut short in me!"

Cat - "I have a little champagne"

Piggy - "I am beautiful as a snowflake!"

Hedgehog- "Without a head and legs"

Fairy tale text

In the New Year, everyone, without a doubt,
They believe in a fairy tale, gentlemen!
In our hall of transformation

And brilliant acting!

Fairy tale text
In the forest, under an old tree
Lives Hare timid.
He always repeats one thing: (Life is not easy for hares)
Once upon a New Year,
The forest people gathered.
Go on a visit to the scythe,
There you can have a drink and a snack.
Old uncle came Elk (Everything in me ended)
The Maid came with him- Cat (I have a little champagne)
Aunt came running Piggy (I am beautiful as a snowflake).
Well, very wise Hedgehog (I am without a head and legs)
He appeared, shivering all over from the cold.
Hare repeats to everyone: (Life is not easy for hares)
Then my uncle said Elk:(Everything in me ended)
“To make life easy in the morning,

100 grams of cognac helps. "
But the aunt intervened Cat: (I have a little champagne)
“It will become easier for someone to live,

Kohl will learn to be cunning. "
"No, excuse me," he says Piggy, - (I am beautiful as a snowflake).
To make life easier

We need to marry him! "
I entered the conversation here Hedgehog (I am without a head and legs)

“To make life easy in the world,
You need to get courage. "

Hareknow, one thing repeats: (Life is not easy for hares)
Nothing, told everyone Elk:(Everything in me ended)
“The New Year is coming,
So we will all be lucky. "
The maiden speaks Cat: (I have a little champagne)
"And so that success overtook us,
I invite everyone to drink "
"This is a thought" - cried Piggy(I am beautiful as a snowflake).
Drink glad and wise Hedgehog(I am without a head and legs)
The animals began to pour
And congratulate each other.
So that everyone can live easily
And everyone was always lucky in everything!

New Year's role-playing tale "Japanese belief about the symbols of the year"

The participants are given words and 12 animal masks.
The presenter reads the text. The one he names speaks his phrase.

Characters and replicas:

Mouse - "You won't be fooling with me!"
Bull- "I warn you, I'm a jock!"
Tiger - "No more games!"
Rabbit - "I'm not an alcoholic!"
The Dragon- "My word is law!"
Snake - "Well, of course, it's me!"
Horse - "The fight will be hot"
Goat - "All, of course," for "!"
A monkey - "I really, exactly, without a flaw!"
Cock - "Wow!" - I shout at the top of my lungs! "
Dog - "There will be a fight here soon!"
Pig - "Just a little - just me!"
People(The audience) shouts in chorus - "Congratulations!"

Fairy tale text

There is a Japanese belief

A fairy tale, simply put:
Once the beasts gathered
Choose your own king
The Mouse came running ... ("You won't be fooling with me!")
The Dragon has arrived ... ( "My word is law!")
The Goat also appeared ... ("All, of course," for "!")
The Dog rushed ... ( "There will be a fight here soon!")
The Snake has come ... ( "Well, of course it's me!")
The Rooster came running ... (
The Pig came ... ( "Just a little - I immediately!")
The Horse galloped ... ( "The fight will be hot")
The Tiger jumped ... ( "No more games!")
The Goby has dragged along ... ("I warn you, I'm a jock!")
The Rabbit galloped ... ( "I'm not an alcoholic!")
The Monkey came ... ( "I really, for sure, no flaw!")
("Congratulations!")
Gathered for the New Year,
They began to howl, meow, bark,
Argument and screams until dawn:
Everyone wants to rule each other
Everyone wants to be king.
The Mouse reported ... ("You won't be fooling with me!")
Rabbit shouted hysterically ... ( "I'm not an alcoholic!")
The Monkey was indignant ... ( "I really, for sure, no flaw!")
The Snake approved ... ( "Well, of course it's me!")
The Dog warned everyone ... ( "There will be a fight here soon!")
The Goby was furious ... ("I warn you, I'm a jock!")
The Dragon shouted to everyone ... ( "My word is law!")
Rooster crowed ... ( “Wow! - I shout at the top of my lungs! ")
The Goat bent its horns ... ("All, of course," for "!")
The Tiger growled menacingly ... ( "No more games!")
The Pig got scared ... ... ( "Just a little - I immediately!")
The Horse kicked up ... ( "The fight will be hot")
In general, we had a fight on New Year's Eve,
When the people joyfully chanted ... ("Congratulations!")

And from heaven to this strictly
Looked at the Japanese god
And he said: "It's time, by God,
Stop the commotion!
Stand in a friendly round dance,
Let everyone rule for one year! "
The Goat jumped ... ("All, of course," for "!")
Approved by the Dragon ... ( "My word is law!")
Pig offered ... ( "Just a little - I immediately!")
The Tiger also confirmed ... ( "No more games!")
The Rooster was delighted ... ( “Wow! - I shout at the top of my lungs! ")
Warned all Bulls ... ("I warn you, I'm a jock!")
The Mouse said languidly ... ("You won't be fooling with me!")
The Snake praised everyone ... ( "Well, of course it's me!")
Monkey responded to her ... ( "I really, for sure, no flaw!")
The Dog sniffed ... ( "There will be a fight here soon!")
The Horse frowned ... ( "The fight will be hot")
Only the Rabbit screamed ... ( "I'm not an alcoholic!")
It was on New Year's Eve,
When the people cheerfully chant ... ("Congratulations!")

The selection is posted for review

(New Year's corporate party)

Host: Hello dear guests! Happy New Year! On this wonderful winter evening, when the magic atmosphere of the most long-awaited holiday is already felt everywhere and in everything, I greet the wonderful team ... (name of the organization). It is a great honor and great joy for me to spend this evening with you, in such a friendly and friendly team!

Friends, we will not delay for long and raise the first toast to the joyful expectations with which we meet the arrival of the New Year, as well as how pleasant it is to share this New Year's mood with our old, but so familiar and beloved team!

An excerpt from the song "If there was no winter" (Spanish by V. Tolkunov) plays.

Host: We have a long evening ahead of us, a lot of fun, funny and unexpected, and to prepare for all this, help yourself well! For example, in tsarist times, the most amazing New Year's dish was stuffed piglet. What is so amazing about him, you ask? And it was prepared like this: overseas olives were stuffed with anchovies, a partridge was stuffed with these olives, a pheasant was stuffed with a partridge, and a pheasant served as a filling for a pig! This is how a multi-layer roast turned out. But even without it, there are many things on the tables that are no less tasty and original! ..

Plays an excerpt from the song "New Year" (Spanish gr. "Brilliant")

Host: So, the first toast has been made, the first hunger has been satisfied, and while everyone is still able to hear about serious things, I invite your leader here to tell you what the past year was like for the company.

The director comes out, talks about the company's success in a nutshell, and the presenter offers to raise a toast to this. The director sits down.

Plays an excerpt from the song "Agent 007" (Spanish gr. "Brilliant")

Host: You know, dear friends, your director quietly whispered one thing to me. He said that your company is developing mainly thanks to the people who work for it! Because everyone is in their place and doing their job, and professionally. Your director asked me to say something good about each employee, but I decided that words cannot tell everything ... Better to sing!

Joke song "Collective"

(to the tune of the song "Five Minutes" from the movie "Carnival Night")
You will need a karaoke recording.

I'll sing you a song about the team,
This song contains love and positive!
About ordinary employees,
Very pretty,
This song is about a team ...

Here is the secretary sitting,
She is immensely beautiful
But don't dream about her:
The reputation is exemplary!

All in business day-day,
Everything is trying, busy,
After all, the company's face
Depends on it very much!
(repeat lines 1, 3 and 4)

Here is an accountant sitting next to her,
An accountant's job is not worth it:
Counts and counts everything
Debit credit knocks
After all, a banquet will cost a pretty penny!

New Year is coming
Let the wine flow like a river!
Here is a boy sitting
The office manager is called.

He is still young
But his talent is noticed,
Career growth for him
Definitely provided!
(repeat lines 1, 3 and 4)

Here is the driver. He certainly doesn't drink
Even if he sees off the old year:
Let the people have fun
And he gets behind the wheel,
Deliver people to the address!

Here is our courier sitting,
In his business, just a master
Here sits an engineer
For him (her), work is happiness!

Here is the guard sitting,
He doesn't know sentimentality
Protect the firm with your chest
From enemies and competitors!
(repeat lines 1, 3 and 4)

The team is so funny and big
Here they respect each other with all their soul,
They work as a team,
Reveal in talent
And happy to rush home!

New Year is coming
The best and most beautiful.
Have fun, team,
Sing, dance, fall in love, celebrate!

But while we sang a song
Our glasses are empty ...
It's time for us to fill them!

A toast is raised to all employees.

An excerpt from the song "Yolki" (Spanish by V. Serdyuchka) is playing.

Host (after the toast): Wait a minute, friends ... Where is our respected leader? Where did you disappear to? And there is no secretary! Something tells me that this is no accident ...

Santa Claus and Snegurochka enter (the presenter needs to agree in advance with the director and secretary whether they will agree to play these roles. Or another option is possible, when someone from the team becomes Santa Claus and Snegurochka).

Santa Claus pretends to be very drunk, the Snow Maiden leads him by the arm.

Santa Claus: Dear friends! Congratulations to everyone ... on this ... like him ... on the new ... well, in short, on the new director! Here.

Snegurochka: Grandfather, you better shut up, I'll tell you everything myself! In short, so. My grandfather is now your director, and I am his secretary and closest assistant! Your leadership resigned and now everyone is obliged to obey us!

Santa Claus: Aha! Obliged!

Host: But where is he himself ... (name and patronymic of the director)! And where ... (name of the secretary)!

Santa Claus: And they ... this ... already flew to the Canary Islands! Relax!

Host: Well, in that case, go in and get to know the team. We literally just raised a toast to him. Personnel, as you know, decide everything ... Start delving into the intricacies of work!

Santa Claus: And I'm not s-going to delve into! And I'm not going to get acquainted! I'll recruit my team! (rummages in his bag, pulls out a kokoshnik).

For example, I'll take Vasilisa the Wise as an accountant! (Santa Claus approaches the accountant and puts a kokoshnik on her). Emelya with her stove will be in charge of the transport! (takes a hat out of a bag and puts it on to the head of the transport department). I'll make Tin Soldier a guard! (puts on a cocked hat for the guard). Cinderella will become the cleaner (she puts on an apron to the cleaner), and the fairy will become the storekeeper! (hands the storekeeper the "magic" daddy). In general, everything will be in a new way, that is, in my opinion!

Host: You know, it seems to me that arbitrariness in such a serious matter as managing a company is completely unacceptable! I propose a vote. Who is in the team for the new leadership? Who is against it?

The team, of course, is in favor.

Host: Well, the team trusts you. Therefore, since the New Year is on the nose, you should be the new director! But only here there is one "but" ...

Santa Claus and Snegurochka: What other "but"?

Host: Where have you seen the drunken management appear in front of the employees?

Santa Claus: Today is possible, today is such a day! But if necessary, I'll sober up right now! I brought you gifts here ...

Santa Claus's bag contains small souvenirs for employees - you can order them with the company logo, for example, pens, folders, mugs or Christmas balls.

An excerpt from the song "Santa Claus" (Spanish group "Disco Crash") sounds

Host: Let it be cold outside the windows, snow outside,
But laughter rings out in this hall,
Here, from the warm company, everyone is hot,
Here is a gray-haired, mischievous and funny old man,
It is not in vain that he comes to us again and again,
To call a happy midnight together,
To spend the year with good,
Hasn't the year done something? Forgive for this,
Because there are so few minutes left
And other hopes will enter our doors,
A new holiday will begin and a new countdown ...
We meet you, dear New Year!

And now, dear viewers, would you like to dance a little?

Dance break.

Santa Claus and Snow Maiden can change their clothes.

During the dances, the presenter offers the following game: two people receive a ball of thick thread. Their task is to unwind the thread to tie as many people as possible to themselves. When the music ends, the winner is determined, i.e. the one who managed to tie more.

Host (invites everyone to the tables again): And now I give the floor to you, dear employees. Who wants to congratulate everyone present and wish something very special in the New Year?

Those who wish from the team say.

Host: We will raise a toast for these wishes!
And we continue our magical evening ... We have a guest again, but what a! A real VIP! Meet! ..

A solemn march is playing.

New Year's greetings from the Master of the Year

One of the guests is asked to become the "Master of the Year" and is dressed up accordingly: if they meet the Year of the Mouse, then they will need foam ears and a tail made of rope, if Sheep - then horns and a tail, etc. The presenter asks to greet the Master of the next year and show him every respect, because the well-being in the new year will depend on this.

The host and "Master of the Year" ask if there are any Mice, Ox, Dragon, etc. born in the year among the guests. and take turns reading out the wishes for them.

Master of the Year: Now we will find out about each of you what kind of animal you are! And for each "beast" we have our own special wish!

Mouse

Dance while the cat sleeps!
Remember that the free Tola® cheese is in the mousetrap!
Do not sulk like a mouse on a rump!
And do not waste your time on mouse fuss!

Bull

Make tons of friends!
Raise immunity!
Find the advantage of the substance in everything!
Financial incentives!
And rejoice at all the MOU well!

Tiger

To make the hunt successful!
So that life is striped, but without black stripes!
And female tigers were given tiger lilies!

Cat

Lick your lips with pleasure!
Walk on your own!
Don't scowl!
Do not fall into KOTOVasii!
And so that there was a continuous carnival!

Dragon

High flight!
Wingspan!
Fiery passion!
And so that you are not "dragon"!

Snake

Keep cool!
Elude failure!
Do not warm the snake on your chest!
And not to be surrounded by solid bastards!

Horses

Plow only for yourself!
More often "laugh"!
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth!
And do not forget: whoever is lucky, on that and go!

Sheep

To live curly!
So that rams do not come across on the way!
And so that the game is always worth the candle!

Monkey

Do not take on monkey labor!
Grimace in response to the grimaces of fate!
And remember that all people descended from monkeys!

Rooster

So that luck does not fly away!
To always "bite"!
And so that there is always money for a golden scallop!

Dog

Puppy delight!
Dog loyalty!
Let them walk in front of you on their hind legs!
And don't let your life be a dog's!

Piggy

Do not "grunt" at the holiday!
May there always be a full trough!
Let the beads throw in front of you!
And let them never put a pig on it!

An excerpt from the song “Ap! And the tigers sat down at my feet ... "(Spanish M. Boyarsky)

Host: Thanks to the dear Host of the Year! And everyone else is recommended to give the Boss increased attention during this evening and in no case to anger him, otherwise he will do everything to harm you in the year! And first of all, it will not let you celebrate the holiday the way you plan! For example…

So we have it:
New Year has long been
Regardless of fashion
Became the event of the year for everyone:
We buy products,
Not counting, not stingy,
We select outfits
Spinning in front of the mirror
We are envelopes and postcards
They wrote it down for relatives,
To a word and a smile
In the New Year, congratulate them.
Finally it comes!
Christmas tree, dances, laughter of guests ...
Time flies by quickly:
There is a limit at midnight.
Morning will meet cold haze
Everybody has a headache

Where are you, New Year's holiday?
Where is the funny friendly laugh?
No lights on the trees are on
The salad is sour on the table,
The floor is covered with shards
Goodbye, service,
The chandelier is broken with a cork
Cigarette smoke is floating
The door is treacherously open ...
And all this is New Year ?!
So let's celebrate the holiday
So that after not suffering,
Do not regret him in vain
And do not remember with sadness!

Let's raise a toast to this - so that each of you meets New Year's midnight exactly as he wants, in the circle of the most dear people with whom you want to be close throughout the coming year!

Now, dear viewers, would you like to play a little?

New Year's game "Numbers"

Host: And now we are going to hold a sobriety competition! Let's check if you've forgotten how to count? ..

The presenter explains the rules: he will show pictures with numbers, and the players must name everything that is associated with this number - the names of films, books, proverbs, phrases from songs, etc. etc. For example: 3 - the line "Three girls under the window ...", the picture "Three heroes", the film "Three poplars on Plyushchikha", etc. 17 - the film "Seventeen Moments of Spring", the ditty "Where are my seventeen years ...", etc. 33 - the song "Thirty three cows", the saying "Thirty three misfortunes", etc.

An excerpt from the song "Winter-cold" (Spanish A. Gubin) sounds.

New Year's "Tasty Contest"

Host: According to one belief, after the chimes, you must definitely eat twelve grapes - so that every month of the year is successful and fruitful. We will not hear the chiming clock today, but it is quite possible to eat twelve grapes each. However, for those who get their grapes in the process of a difficult but fun competition, it will bring much more happiness, good luck and everything else pleasant! I invite six people to participate. Who will be these lucky ones? The competition is as follows: the participants are tied behind their backs and brought out plates of cornflakes, in which are hidden twelve grapes. You need to get and eat grapes without using your hands. The fastest wins and gets the prize.

The game goes to the song "Yum-yum" (Spanish by A. Pugachev).

Host (after dancing): While you were dancing, more guests came to us! Meet the Bremen Town Musicians!

Four guests put on the masks of a Dog, Cat, Rooster and Donkey and sing a song (to be printed).

New Year's Song of the "Bremen Town Musicians"

(to the motive "There is nothing better in the world ...")

There is nothing better in the world,
Than to come to this company for a holiday,
There are smiles, dances and fun
And the girls are just a feast for the eyes,
And the girls are just lovely sight!

Holidays will pass, weekdays will come,
But it's not difficult to diversify them:
You smile at each other wider,
And you will not be happier in the world,
And you will not be happier in the world!

If you hire us,
We will teach you songs at work!
Life will become even more beautiful with us.
Every day will be like a holiday for you,
Every day will be like a holiday!

Host: Sit down at the table, dear guests!

I feel that in your company it is never boring. Let's raise a toast to make every day in the coming year look like a holiday, so that you continue to be just as funny and groovy!
(after the toast):

And since everyone knows that happiness in the new year depends on how you meet it, let's redouble our efforts and have even more fun. Let's play!

New Year's game "Hat analysis"

This competition is for marksmanship. All kinds of hats (hats, panamas, caps, etc.) will be needed. Each player is given several pieces. The presenter puts 2-3 bottles of champagne on the floor as "targets" (so that they do not fall, you can fix them with scotch tape). Those who play at them will throw it all from a distance. The most accurate ones receive champagne as a prize.

The game goes to the song "Cool you got" ("Star Factory").
Dance break.

Host (invites everyone to the tables again): Aren't you tired of having fun, dear guests? I propose to make an intellectual pause!

New Year's express survey

On pieces of paper, write in advance the names of objects that at first glance have nothing to do with the New Year's holiday. Each guest draws out a piece of paper, reads out a word and must come up with an explanation as quickly as possible how to connect this word with the New Year.
For example, the word "tractor". Explanation - the snow is being cleaned with a tractor for the holiday!

An excerpt from the song "White Snow" (Spanish group "Dynamite") is played,

Then the presenter announces a competition for New Year's jokes.

After that, an outdoor game is held again.

New Year's relay race "In one team"

There are two teams playing, each with an even number of people. All are paired. Each pair is given two rubber bands (for example, for hair), in which, standing shoulder to shoulder, the couple must thread adjacent ankles and hands together and be “in the same harness”. The relay race begins to the music - couples from both teams cover the distance to the finish line, where a bottle of alcohol and glasses are waiting for them; you need to drink, go back and pass the gum to the next pair. The faster team wins.

The game is accompanied by the song “Three White Horses” (Spanish: L. Dolina).

After an active game, one more toast, then the next entertainment -

New Year's game "Shepelyavki"

The essence of the game is that two teams in turn must name any words with the letter S. Which team is the first to have difficulty, that one lost.

An excerpt from the song "Winter" (Spanish Alsou) sounds.

Finally, if the guests are still able, another game is offered.

New Year's game "I am a bartender"

Everyone is involved - some as a bartender, some as a taster. From alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks and fruits on the table, you need to prepare the most fantastic cocktails, the presenter gives the "bartenders" glasses and tubes. “Experts” evaluate and choose three prize cocktails.

The game goes to the song "Spray of Champagne" (Spanish: V. Tokarev).

Host: I think our members made a successful debut in their new role! Never be afraid to try something new - after all, maybe completely unexpected talents doze inside you!

Let's raise a toast to everything new, to new hopes and plans that we always associate with the coming of the New Year! Never stop hoping and dreaming and of course acting!

My friends! May sadness never peep into your homes, may your loved ones always be healthy, may things and ideas go well, may not be sad for a minute!

I wish you new heights and victories, development and prosperity to all of you and your organization, new joys in the life of each of you! Happy new year to you!

Fireworks, continuation of the evening at the request of the guests.

 


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