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To have a fun festive event, you need to think in advance which will help ensure fun and good mood. Funny and funny scenes that do not take much time are especially well perceived at the New Year's holiday, so they can be staged several in a row, involving as many people as possible. New Year's Eve scenes are funny and cool for high school students can include characters both famous and fictional, if only it was fun and interesting. Scene for the New Year about grandmothers YozhekCharacters: 5 attendants hedgehogs 1 grandma: Hedgehogs, you noticed that we haven't hung out for a long time! Oh look, what's up the phone rings, at the 4th grandma 4 grandma: Hello, hello! Ah, well, I already signed up for tomorrow! Okay, I have no time now! Dosvidos! include for example: "a Christmas tree was born in the forest" 3 Grandma: Eh, you DJ, what did you turn on for us? Give our, Beloved! The song of hedgehogs is playing Cool New Year's scene about blondesParticipants should speak with expression and intonation, parodying modern women of fashion 1 Blonde: Hello girlfriend, what are you standing here? Goblin comes out in super new clothes, to the music 1 Blonde: Listen to the latest fashion ... You can end the performance with the dance of the Leshy and the blondes. Blondes and the Leshy leave on the stage, Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson appear, they hold the Leshy's sock in their hands, they approach the microphone and twist in their hands Holmes: Watson, I think it's a man's sock .. Scene for the New Year about the Snow QueenThe Snow Queen: Call Thorn and Thorn to me ... The Spit and the Thorn come running The Snow Queen: My faithful maids, how long have we done nasty things? Leave. Ivanushka enters the stage Ivanushka: Alyonushka? Who saw my sister? Alyonushka comes Alyonushka: Ivanushka, what's wrong with you? Oops .. temperature! Ivanushka coughs Alyonushka: We'll see about that. (Picks up the phone) Urgent orderlies. The orderlies run in in the form of snowmen The orderlies: What happened, where is the infection? The spit and Thorn run away screaming, followed by the orderlies with large syringes Alyonushka: I told you, Ivanushka, go in for sports, but eat vitamins - you did not obey me, but nothing ... Snegurochka enters Snegurochka: I'll help your problem, but just more, mind you, don't get sick ... I'll wave my magic wand, but the ailment will pass by evening, but for now the milk is warm, but the stove ... 25.12.2019 | We looked at the script 2960 person The painfully familiar New Year's melody sounds Snow Maiden. From the whole magical winter kingdom, bright New Year's greetings! (addresses grandfather). Santa Claus, something from you ... Scenario of a corporate party for the New Year "New Year's Anniversary of the Year of the Rat"25.12.2019 | We looked at the script 4384 human First toast from the host. Hope all staff who ... Year of the Rat scenario for a corporate party25.12.2019 | We looked at the script 4206 person Presenter: 2020 is knocking on our doors with new opportunities, dreams, new happiness, and I sincerely wish everyone that your plans, on the eve of the most magical holiday, come true! Traditionally, the New Year in Russia is not complete without Christmas trees ... The script of the New Year's concert at the House of Culture "Waiting for a Miracle"25.12.2019 | We looked at the script 1637 person The music from the film "An Ordinary Miracle" is played, which is the leitmotif of the concert. The best cultural and interesting scenario of the theatrical New Year's corporate party with the participation of the Snow Queen13.12.2019 | We looked at the script 5775 person Father Frost enters with the Snow Maiden. Script for a good start to the New Year's show for adults15.11.2019 | We looked at the script 20674 human There is noticeable animation in the hall. An interesting and theatrical scenario of the New Year's celebration for an adult with the participation of fairy-tale characters14.11.2019 | We looked at the script 11290 person Hare Stepashka: Oh, little pig, what's wrong with you? Do piglets drink? What do you Stepashechka think? Where does the saying come from Piggy hums: An interesting, funny and new scenario of the New Year, theatrical: "The Hungry Guest" for adults09.11.2019 | We looked at the script 13208 person Table philosophy - People like it very much Main appetizer kind PRE-NEW YEAR ... Scenario of a magical and interesting New Year's fairy tale21.10.2019 | We looked at the script 13296 person It would be great if a grandfather with a gray beard and a red nose would unexpectedly call our door. Would hug me and whisper softly in my ear: Although you consider yourself smart and wise, believe me, you cannot live without faith in a miracle. Beautiful fairy tale, ... The New Year's feast is always very generous and fun. And at the beginning of the holiday, various table amusements are remarkably uplifting: horoscopes, toasts, guessing and which help to "join" the entertainment program and get to know a little or, if familiar, then relax and feel comfortable, as it happens among loved ones. We offer a collection of the best Internet finds (thanks to the authors!) - New Year's table role-playing tales - impromptu, which will indicate the program of any New Year's holiday. For such a table entertainment, you only need cards with words for the characters, a text for the presenter and, if desired, a small props for the participants. New Year's table-top fairy tale "Hello, New Year!"Before the start of the remark, you can rehearse, explaining to all the participants that they need to be pronounced when the speech in the congratulation goes about their hero, and when exactly - it will be clear from the text and emotional accents that the presenter will give (you can even agree on the signs). Although, if you read it expressively, then everyone understands when to join. Characters, replicas: Speaker Toastmaster- "There is still a whole hour before the New Year!" Precinct - "So, maybe today you can pour it for me too?" Santa Claus- "And I brought you presents!" Guests - "Hello, New Year!" Neighbors - "Congratulations to all of you!" The presenter conducts the choice of "artists" who will pronounce certain remarks in a playful way: Artist selection Leading:
So that we play a scene, Further, the Leader reads the text, and the guests, after their corresponding words, pronounce their remarks. Stands up Toastmaster at the table in full growth Here Santa Claus latecomer knocking. New Year's drinking tale for close company "Well, you give!"
This table entertainment is similar to the previous one and is played out according to the same rules, but with a more funky text designed for an adult company. This will especially benefit if the characters, in addition to cards with words, are given small props: funny hats, noses, headbands, which will emphasize the comic character of the image. Characters and replicas : New Year- "Well, you give!" Santa Claus - "Do you drink without me?" Snow Maiden - "Both on!" Old women (Baba Yagi) - "Well, not a fig, yourself!" Leshy - "Well, for good luck!" Waitress - “Who broke all the plates? Guests (people) - "Happy New Year!" Leading - reads the text Fairy tale text On New Year's Eve And here sits in front of us New Year, AND Guests cheerful, dressed fashionably He rushed to congratulate (sticks his nose everywhere) And what's outside the window, there are whims of nature, Then I got up Snow Maiden theatrically, Santa Claus sniffled: ... ("Do you drink without me?") And again Snow Maidenfull of premonitions Two frisky grandmothers, two Baba Yagi, Snow Maiden passion, full of desire, It goes all the way, goes its own way, A separate fragment, but brightly and briefly Yaguski, having settled down, as if in a hut, AND Grandfather, already, shouts: ... ("Do you drink without me?") Here Leshy, with joy, almost crying, Grandmothershaving one more sausage And drinks Santa Clauswhispering slyly, ("Do you drink without me?") And drinks New Year: … ("Well, you give!") And the glasses, as if filled with honey, New Year's table impromptu "Forest Fairy Tale" Characters and replicas: Hare - "Life is not easy for hares" Elk - "Everything was cut short in me!" Cat - "I have a little champagne" Piggy - "I am beautiful as a snowflake!" Hedgehog- "Without a head and legs" Fairy tale text In the New Year, everyone, without a doubt, And brilliant acting! Fairy tale text 100 grams of cognac helps. " Kohl will learn to be cunning. " We need to marry him! " “To make life easy in the world, Hareknow, one thing repeats: (Life is not easy for hares) New Year's role-playing tale "Japanese belief about the symbols of the year" The participants are given words and 12 animal masks. Characters and replicas: Mouse
- "You won't be fooling with me!" Fairy tale text There is a Japanese belief A fairy tale, simply put: And from heaven to this strictly The selection is posted for review (New Year's corporate party) Host: Hello dear guests! Happy New Year! On this wonderful winter evening, when the magic atmosphere of the most long-awaited holiday is already felt everywhere and in everything, I greet the wonderful team ... (name of the organization). It is a great honor and great joy for me to spend this evening with you, in such a friendly and friendly team! Friends, we will not delay for long and raise the first toast to the joyful expectations with which we meet the arrival of the New Year, as well as how pleasant it is to share this New Year's mood with our old, but so familiar and beloved team! An excerpt from the song "If there was no winter" (Spanish by V. Tolkunov) plays. Host: We have a long evening ahead of us, a lot of fun, funny and unexpected, and to prepare for all this, help yourself well! For example, in tsarist times, the most amazing New Year's dish was stuffed piglet. What is so amazing about him, you ask? And it was prepared like this: overseas olives were stuffed with anchovies, a partridge was stuffed with these olives, a pheasant was stuffed with a partridge, and a pheasant served as a filling for a pig! This is how a multi-layer roast turned out. But even without it, there are many things on the tables that are no less tasty and original! .. Plays an excerpt from the song "New Year" (Spanish gr. "Brilliant") Host: So, the first toast has been made, the first hunger has been satisfied, and while everyone is still able to hear about serious things, I invite your leader here to tell you what the past year was like for the company. The director comes out, talks about the company's success in a nutshell, and the presenter offers to raise a toast to this. The director sits down. Plays an excerpt from the song "Agent 007" (Spanish gr. "Brilliant") Host: You know, dear friends, your director quietly whispered one thing to me. He said that your company is developing mainly thanks to the people who work for it! Because everyone is in their place and doing their job, and professionally. Your director asked me to say something good about each employee, but I decided that words cannot tell everything ... Better to sing! Joke song "Collective"(to the tune of the song "Five Minutes" from the movie "Carnival Night") I'll sing you a song about the team, Here is the secretary sitting, All in business day-day, Here is an accountant sitting next to her, New Year is coming He is still young Here is the driver. He certainly doesn't drink Here is our courier sitting, Here is the guard sitting, The team is so funny and big New Year is coming But while we sang a song A toast is raised to all employees. An excerpt from the song "Yolki" (Spanish by V. Serdyuchka) is playing. Host (after the toast): Wait a minute, friends ... Where is our respected leader? Where did you disappear to? And there is no secretary! Something tells me that this is no accident ... Santa Claus and Snegurochka enter (the presenter needs to agree in advance with the director and secretary whether they will agree to play these roles. Or another option is possible, when someone from the team becomes Santa Claus and Snegurochka). Santa Claus pretends to be very drunk, the Snow Maiden leads him by the arm. Santa Claus: Dear friends! Congratulations to everyone ... on this ... like him ... on the new ... well, in short, on the new director! Here. Snegurochka: Grandfather, you better shut up, I'll tell you everything myself! In short, so. My grandfather is now your director, and I am his secretary and closest assistant! Your leadership resigned and now everyone is obliged to obey us! Santa Claus: Aha! Obliged! Host: But where is he himself ... (name and patronymic of the director)! And where ... (name of the secretary)! Santa Claus: And they ... this ... already flew to the Canary Islands! Relax! Host: Well, in that case, go in and get to know the team. We literally just raised a toast to him. Personnel, as you know, decide everything ... Start delving into the intricacies of work! Santa Claus: And I'm not s-going to delve into! And I'm not going to get acquainted! I'll recruit my team! (rummages in his bag, pulls out a kokoshnik). For example, I'll take Vasilisa the Wise as an accountant! (Santa Claus approaches the accountant and puts a kokoshnik on her). Emelya with her stove will be in charge of the transport! (takes a hat out of a bag and puts it on to the head of the transport department). I'll make Tin Soldier a guard! (puts on a cocked hat for the guard). Cinderella will become the cleaner (she puts on an apron to the cleaner), and the fairy will become the storekeeper! (hands the storekeeper the "magic" daddy). In general, everything will be in a new way, that is, in my opinion! Host: You know, it seems to me that arbitrariness in such a serious matter as managing a company is completely unacceptable! I propose a vote. Who is in the team for the new leadership? Who is against it? The team, of course, is in favor. Host: Well, the team trusts you. Therefore, since the New Year is on the nose, you should be the new director! But only here there is one "but" ... Santa Claus and Snegurochka: What other "but"? Host: Where have you seen the drunken management appear in front of the employees? Santa Claus: Today is possible, today is such a day! But if necessary, I'll sober up right now! I brought you gifts here ... Santa Claus's bag contains small souvenirs for employees - you can order them with the company logo, for example, pens, folders, mugs or Christmas balls. An excerpt from the song "Santa Claus" (Spanish group "Disco Crash") sounds Host: Let it be cold outside the windows, snow outside, And now, dear viewers, would you like to dance a little? Dance break. Santa Claus and Snow Maiden can change their clothes. During the dances, the presenter offers the following game: two people receive a ball of thick thread. Their task is to unwind the thread to tie as many people as possible to themselves. When the music ends, the winner is determined, i.e. the one who managed to tie more. Host (invites everyone to the tables again): And now I give the floor to you, dear employees. Who wants to congratulate everyone present and wish something very special in the New Year? Those who wish from the team say. Host: We will raise a toast for these wishes! A solemn march is playing. New Year's greetings from the Master of the YearOne of the guests is asked to become the "Master of the Year" and is dressed up accordingly: if they meet the Year of the Mouse, then they will need foam ears and a tail made of rope, if Sheep - then horns and a tail, etc. The presenter asks to greet the Master of the next year and show him every respect, because the well-being in the new year will depend on this. The host and "Master of the Year" ask if there are any Mice, Ox, Dragon, etc. born in the year among the guests. and take turns reading out the wishes for them. Master of the Year: Now we will find out about each of you what kind of animal you are! And for each "beast" we have our own special wish! MouseDance while the cat sleeps! BullMake tons of friends! TigerTo make the hunt successful! CatLick your lips with pleasure! DragonHigh flight! SnakeKeep cool! HorsesPlow only for yourself! SheepTo live curly! MonkeyDo not take on monkey labor! RoosterSo that luck does not fly away! DogPuppy delight! PiggyDo not "grunt" at the holiday! An excerpt from the song “Ap! And the tigers sat down at my feet ... "(Spanish M. Boyarsky) Host: Thanks to the dear Host of the Year! And everyone else is recommended to give the Boss increased attention during this evening and in no case to anger him, otherwise he will do everything to harm you in the year! And first of all, it will not let you celebrate the holiday the way you plan! For example… So we have it: Where are you, New Year's holiday? Let's raise a toast to this - so that each of you meets New Year's midnight exactly as he wants, in the circle of the most dear people with whom you want to be close throughout the coming year! Now, dear viewers, would you like to play a little? New Year's game "Numbers"Host: And now we are going to hold a sobriety competition! Let's check if you've forgotten how to count? .. The presenter explains the rules: he will show pictures with numbers, and the players must name everything that is associated with this number - the names of films, books, proverbs, phrases from songs, etc. etc. For example: 3 - the line "Three girls under the window ...", the picture "Three heroes", the film "Three poplars on Plyushchikha", etc. 17 - the film "Seventeen Moments of Spring", the ditty "Where are my seventeen years ...", etc. 33 - the song "Thirty three cows", the saying "Thirty three misfortunes", etc. An excerpt from the song "Winter-cold" (Spanish A. Gubin) sounds. New Year's "Tasty Contest"Host: According to one belief, after the chimes, you must definitely eat twelve grapes - so that every month of the year is successful and fruitful. We will not hear the chiming clock today, but it is quite possible to eat twelve grapes each. However, for those who get their grapes in the process of a difficult but fun competition, it will bring much more happiness, good luck and everything else pleasant! I invite six people to participate. Who will be these lucky ones? The competition is as follows: the participants are tied behind their backs and brought out plates of cornflakes, in which are hidden twelve grapes. You need to get and eat grapes without using your hands. The fastest wins and gets the prize. The game goes to the song "Yum-yum" (Spanish by A. Pugachev). Host (after dancing): While you were dancing, more guests came to us! Meet the Bremen Town Musicians! Four guests put on the masks of a Dog, Cat, Rooster and Donkey and sing a song (to be printed). New Year's Song of the "Bremen Town Musicians"(to the motive "There is nothing better in the world ...") There is nothing better in the world, Holidays will pass, weekdays will come, If you hire us, Host: Sit down at the table, dear guests! I feel that in your company it is never boring. Let's raise a toast to make every day in the coming year look like a holiday, so that you continue to be just as funny and groovy! And since everyone knows that happiness in the new year depends on how you meet it, let's redouble our efforts and have even more fun. Let's play! New Year's game "Hat analysis"This competition is for marksmanship. All kinds of hats (hats, panamas, caps, etc.) will be needed. Each player is given several pieces. The presenter puts 2-3 bottles of champagne on the floor as "targets" (so that they do not fall, you can fix them with scotch tape). Those who play at them will throw it all from a distance. The most accurate ones receive champagne as a prize. The game goes to the song "Cool you got" ("Star Factory"). Host (invites everyone to the tables again): Aren't you tired of having fun, dear guests? I propose to make an intellectual pause! New Year's express surveyOn pieces of paper, write in advance the names of objects that at first glance have nothing to do with the New Year's holiday. Each guest draws out a piece of paper, reads out a word and must come up with an explanation as quickly as possible how to connect this word with the New Year. An excerpt from the song "White Snow" (Spanish group "Dynamite") is played, Then the presenter announces a competition for New Year's jokes. After that, an outdoor game is held again. New Year's relay race "In one team"There are two teams playing, each with an even number of people. All are paired. Each pair is given two rubber bands (for example, for hair), in which, standing shoulder to shoulder, the couple must thread adjacent ankles and hands together and be “in the same harness”. The relay race begins to the music - couples from both teams cover the distance to the finish line, where a bottle of alcohol and glasses are waiting for them; you need to drink, go back and pass the gum to the next pair. The faster team wins. The game is accompanied by the song “Three White Horses” (Spanish: L. Dolina). After an active game, one more toast, then the next entertainment - New Year's game "Shepelyavki"The essence of the game is that two teams in turn must name any words with the letter S. Which team is the first to have difficulty, that one lost. An excerpt from the song "Winter" (Spanish Alsou) sounds. Finally, if the guests are still able, another game is offered. New Year's game "I am a bartender"Everyone is involved - some as a bartender, some as a taster. From alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks and fruits on the table, you need to prepare the most fantastic cocktails, the presenter gives the "bartenders" glasses and tubes. “Experts” evaluate and choose three prize cocktails. The game goes to the song "Spray of Champagne" (Spanish: V. Tokarev). Host: I think our members made a successful debut in their new role! Never be afraid to try something new - after all, maybe completely unexpected talents doze inside you! Let's raise a toast to everything new, to new hopes and plans that we always associate with the coming of the New Year! Never stop hoping and dreaming and of course acting! My friends! May sadness never peep into your homes, may your loved ones always be healthy, may things and ideas go well, may not be sad for a minute! I wish you new heights and victories, development and prosperity to all of you and your organization, new joys in the life of each of you! Happy new year to you! Fireworks, continuation of the evening at the request of the guests. |
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