Natalia Davydenko
Comic scene "The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish" at the corporate party

The crisis has ceased to torment

Everyone raises their pension

Only money is not enough.

Grandfather. Something grandma is sad now

We eat one cabbage.

Grandma in the stomach sucks in the morning,

An idea was born.

Grandmother. Come on buddy

TO take the fish back.

Let her remember how she

Into your nets swam.

And how stupid are you

Released the fish.

Good luck with her

And for some reason, the network in addition.

You go to the sea

Whisper spells there.

Let the horse mackerel roam there

And find me a job.

I want to receive the minimum wage

There are always people around me

To always be full

She nods her head at him.

Puts fish without barriers.

Babysitter's grandmother kindergarten.

Grandmother I clean my dishes

Feri fat will melt everywhere

When you wash the toilet

Comets must be used.

I'll give the kids salads

All for a meager fee.

It's like snow in broad daylight SES

Rushed at me.

SES. Hello! I'm SES

What do you have here? What do you have here?

Is there a complete list?

Here is the dust, and here is the microbe (looks through magnifying glass)

Prizes do not see you, YEAR!

Grandmother. Oh, you old spinoch!

Where did you take me!

I don't want to try so hard

Wash pots and clean up.

I want a salary of 8200

And sit still all day

Don't answer for anything

Drink coffee and gossip.

Return now to fish!

Bow down with a dumb smile

And me to any kindergarten

bowed out of habit

And told in the fish eye

New grandmother's decree.

Grandfather. Give her something to do

And at that moment she left.

The morning has just begun

And the fun started!

Mommy. Why is my daughter

Does he still chew goats?

Why at seven years old son,

Doesn't go potty on his own?

Why are you wrinkling your ass here?

Now ah-ah-ah, then piss - piss.

Just got a minute

To take your breath away

Methodist goes with a task

To drive her crazy.

And such rubbish, the whole day!

You can barely hear the scream.

Grandmother. Hey, come here old man!

You must help me.

Take your legs off the seat.

Chechek faster you to fish

sorry for the mistake there

And remind me that she owes us her life.

Pass on my idea.

Doesn't understand his job

Everyone needs to be given a task.

To scold everyone for something

Give CC or advice

Gather everyone for a ped board

Check out the plans too!

Grandmother. All in all it's nonsense

Grandfather! Come here quickly!

You go quickly to the horse mackerel

And say that I'm offended

Does she want to save us?

Or drive me crazy!

You tell me what I decided

Fizruk send for soap

I'll tie my sneakers right now,

Grandmothers to pass the order.

Rybka popped up belly up

AND said, "Understood"

Just had time to say

The door to the gym creaked

The leg pulls, the back is straight

Grandmother enters not modestly.

Educator. So! Everyone quickly listen to me

I need to go eat

Everyone, everyone, obey and do push-ups,

Sports need to be done.

Grandmother. What's happened? How so?

Should it be like this?

I have to with the children, all together

Jogging and running in place

Run, jump and jump?

And she will tan!

No, it's time to tick away from you!

So beloved help

Save my age

Show you care

And get a friend a job.

Grandmother. This position is for me

Finger in the mouth and all the bullshit.

In general, you quickly rush

All things are there, take a bow

Tell me my idea

As long as I have passion.

And then you know me

You can't force a century to work

I'll be in the hut all day

Grandpa is already used to the grandmother

The old man didn't even eat

Directly to the fish ran.

Long since spoke like a fish

And that hour thanks to grandfather

Grandma became a speech therapist!

Grandma is not happy again

Grandmother. Everything seems to be cool here.

A whole day of worries can not be counted

Need to eat a brake

One sandwich, another

ABOUT! time to go home.

No old man, not that again

Again, not that good!

How can I explain to you?

I don't want to beat the bucket!

After all, four hours a day

Don't work, motherfucker!

Understand me old man

You kill your fish

Hey, she's rushing there right now

Though everything will break into a board

Let her not fool us

Does not hide the best positions

Tell her I'm not flattering

I want to be a psychologist.

I'll quickly fix everyone's brains,

The old man had to run.

For a long time he asked her

Just got exhausted.

The fish gave way to the grandfather,

vacated that post

And the psychologist that hour

Grandma became just a class!

Long grandma no problem

Nerves there treated everyone

Either psychosis or neurosis

That's multiple sclerosis.

Grandmother. I'm tired of all this

Heartbroken for her

He decided to give her advice

Grandfather. Stop suffering stupidity!

For a long time you will hurt the fish

What else are you going to say now?

I won't go to the sea anymore

It is better to be with you in a quarrel.

Grandmother. Well, my love, baby,

Listen to my request.

The best years in fate

I gave you.

Well, my dear, one more time,

Run to fishing, buddy.

But everyone succumbed to the spell.

Requests goldfish

Submit another job

Grandma wants this time

Become our manager

Grandfather looks with surprise

Grandma is already sitting in a chair

Grandmother. It's comfortable and warm here.

Finally lucky!

Here on the clock 8.30 in the morning,

There is a nurse on the phone.

Nurse. We have problem number 1

We have diphtheria, we have quarantine!

Nurses quickly gather everyone together,

Bleach and soap, brushes, water.

SES will rush to us

And in the eyes of a dumb question

manager Oh the times have come

SES with a check is coming to us,

And behind her from the fire department people

Show them everything on a platter

That report on personnel,

The shadow is cast on the wattle fence

They tell you point blank

Parents. Make a fence quickly

Change furniture in groups

tear it to pieces too.

Educator. There is very little money

It fell on my card

You close them more

You don't respect me.

Grandmother. Tired! I can not!

I want to retire

Where are you, my grandfather Elisha

Take me quickly.

I want to sleep peacefully

and knit socks for you

Cook cabbage soup, beat bucks.

Let everyone know their place!

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MBDOU kindergarten №335 Samara

Leading. Plenty for guests

We came up with ideas.

We'll set up the decorations

We won't stop entertaining you.

Children want to show you

Fairy tale on new way.

Muses. supervisor. An old man lived with his old woman

By the very blue sea;

They lived in a dilapidated Khrushchev

Exactly thirty years and three years.

The old man was fishing with a net,

The old woman was in charge of the house.

So they would live in gray boredom,

If the old woman didn't want to

Fishing achievement of mankind

Give to an old man on Defender of the Fatherland Day.

Leading. How he threw spinning into the sea

So I caught a fish right away.

Not just a simple goldfish.

How the goldfish will beg!

Fish. Let me go, old man, into the sea!

Dear for myself, I will give a ransom:

Buy back whatever you want!

Grandfather. God be with you, gold fish!

I don't need your ransom;

Step into the blue sea

Walk there in the open space.

Fish. Here's a cell phone for you, old man,

Call if you need anything.

Leading . The old man returned to the old woman,

He told her a great miracle:

Grandfather . I caught a fish today

Goldfish, not simple;

In our opinion, the fish spoke,

The blue asked for a home in the sea,

Paid off at a high price:

Buy back whatever you want.

I did not dare to take a ransom from her;

So he let her into the blue sea.

Woman. You fool, you fool!

Didn't know how to take a ransom from a fish!

If only you could take something from her to have fun,

I got completely bored.

Leading.

Rybka (picks up the phone).

What do you want, old man?

Grandfather. Have mercy, lady fish,

My old woman scolded me

Does not give the old man peace to me:

She needs entertainment, what -

She was completely bored.

Fish. Do not be sad, you will have fun (floats away).

Song Orange. Words by G. Gorin and A. Arkanov, music by Pevzner

Woman. You fool, you fool!

Begged, fool, a song,

Is there a lot of self-interest in the song?

Call, fool, fish,

Ask for a dance already.

Leading. He began to call the goldfish. (call).

Fish.

What do you want, old man?

Grandfather. Have mercy, lady fish!

The old woman scolds even more,

Does not give the old man peace:

A grumpy woman asks for a dance.

Fish. Don't be sad, there will be a dance! (floats away)

Dance "Vanechka"

Woman . You are a fool, you straight fool!

Begged, sucker, dance.

Call, fool, fish:

I don't want to have fun dancing

I want to dance!

Leading . He began to call the goldfish. (call).

Fish. (floats to the phone, picks up the receiver). (music of the sea)

What do you want, old man?

Grandfather . Have mercy, lady fish!

More than ever, the old woman freaked out,

Does not give the old man peace:

She doesn't want to dance

Wants to lead round dances.

Rybka . Do not be sad, you will have a round dance.

Round dance "Yasna-Red". r.n.p.

Woman . Call, fool, fish!

I don't want to dance

And I want to listen to the orchestra.

Grandfather. What are you, woman, henbane overeat?

Woman . Call, they tell you honor!

Leading. He began to call the goldfish. (call).

Fish. (floats to the phone, picks up the receiver). (music of the sea)

What do you want, old man?

Grandfather. Have mercy, madam fish,

Again my old woman rebels:

She doesn't want to dance

The woman wants to listen to the orchestra.

Rybka . Do not be sad, there will be an orchestra for the old woman. (floats away)

Children's Orchestra "Polka".

Woman . Call, fool, fish!

I don't want an orchestra

I want a whole concert at once!

For me to have fun all the time

And so that I myself also performed

Like a folk artist!

Leading. The old man did not dare to contradict, did not dare to say something across the word.

He began to dial the phone number of the fish.

(call).

Fish. (floats to the phone, picks up the receiver). (music of the sea)

What do you want, old man?

Grandfather. Have mercy, lady fish,

What am I to do with the damn woman?

She doesn't want an orchestra

Wants a whole concert at once

And so that she herself performed in it,

as a folk artist.

Leading. The fish didn't say anything.

Just splashed her tail on the water

And she went into the deep sea.

For a long time he waited for an answer from the fish,

Not wait. Returned home -

Look, the house is having fun

And his old woman sings and dances.

"Song - Wonderful" music by Slyusareva, lyrics by Karganova

Round dance "Get up in a circle" muses. Ivantsova, lyrics by Ruzhina

"Children's ballroom dance"

Leading. We have told you a story.

And now you all know

About the whims of that old woman.

Pushkin wrote the fairy tale.

After all, you can’t say better than Pushkin,

You can't deny obvious talent.

It's hard to argue with him

However, he had to admit

1. Music. Start

An old man lived with his old woman
By the blue sea.
"In a tent in the open."
Away from the city and artists,
From noise, din and tourists.
The old man was fishing with a net (beluga, horse mackerel).
The old woman spun her yarn (for sale).
Once he threw the net into the sea ...

grandmother: What is it, you onion grief?

Grandfather: The net came with one slime.

grandmother: Ugh, you, well, you, what a cudgel you are!

He cast his net another time.

grandmother: What did you take out there?

Grandfather: The seine came with sea grass.

grandma : Well, where will I be at peace?!

For the third time he threw a net.
A seine came with only one fish.
Not with a simple fish, with gold.
And soon the goldfish pleaded:

Gold fish: Let me go, old man, into the sea!
I'll buy back whatever you want.
Everything you dream about will come true!

The old man had never been so surprised!
I imagined everything I dreamed about, smiled!
But the old man's conscience played,
He opened his eyes. The dream is gone.
He looked at the fish again
And he said to her a kind word:

Grandfather: Step into the blue sea
Play around in the open!
I don't need anything from you.
“Thank you” will be my reward.

The old man returned to the tent,
He told his grandmother about everything.
As the old woman jumped up, screamed,
She shook her feet and hands!

grandmother: You are a simpleton, you fool!

Grandfather: What are you screaming?

grandmother: I have a reason!
How long do I have to rinse clothes in the sea!?
And about the typewriter - dream machine!
Go to the fish! Look for it wherever you want!
But, so that the machine was with me by night!

2. Music of the sea

The old man went to the blue sea.
The expanses of the sea were agitated!
He began to call the golden fish:

Old man: Come to me, fish, I beg!

Suddenly the waves broke into the sea.
A fish showed up.

Gold fish: What do you want, old man?
Do you want to try your luck?

Old man: Yes, not me. And my old woman!
When I heard a story about you
Requires a typewriter - an automatic machine for himself.

Gold fish: I will fulfill your will and hers!
There will be something to wash clothes in!

The old man goes to the tent.
Barely brings his legs home.
And there are already two sailors
The car is carried by the side.

3. Music washing machine

1 sailor: Look out, grandpa!

2 sailor : Open the door, granny!

The old man, in a hurry, runs into the house,
He thought there was joy in that house.
But more than ever, his wife scolds:

Old woman: Well, what a novelty!”

Old man: But you wanted it!

Old woman: I wanted, yes, I wanted!
You could have figured it out on your own
That Jeep - Charokki I need!

And again the old man goes to the sea

Again he calls the golden fish.

4. Music of the sea.
And the sea is raging. Such a formidable wave!
And then… she comes up.

Gold fish: What do you want, old man? Did you call me?

Old man: My old woman is completely pissed off!
Her “automatic” machine is not enough.
She needs a Jeep - Charocky Grand!

Gold fish: I will help you as much as I can.
Do not be sad, I will fulfill this dream.

And the fish disappeared into the sea foam.
The old man went home.
But as soon as he approached the tent,
A cool car drives into the yard.

5. Machine music
And my grandfather's grandmother drives a car.
The driver gives her driving lessons.
But when I suddenly saw the old man,
She screamed even louder.

Old woman: Hey fool, what have you done!
What did you ask the fish for?

Old man: I ordered a car.
You told me to say so!

Old woman: Here you go! What kind of man are you?
You are a simpleton - a fool!
I want to become an oligarch!

6. Music. " On a boat…"

Old man: But what should I do? What do i do?
I'm ashamed to talk to a fish.

Old woman: Yes, I'm sick of it!
Oh well, get him out of my sight!

Chauffeur: Come on, old man! I will follow!
Yes, and look at the fish!

And here they go together.
And they call the fish in the sea.
And on the sea the storm is stronger and stronger,
And the wind is flying faster and faster.

7. Music of the sea, storm.
And suddenly she appeared from the depths,
The mistress of the sea is modest and smart.
The old man silently lowered his eyes
And he can’t say a word, he has no strength.
He just sighed and fell to his knees.
The driver quickly got him to his feet!

gold fish : You called me, old man?
Speak quickly.
My father is raging - the lord of the seas.
He learned that I help people in need.
He swears strongly, what a storm!

Old man : My old woman is completely crazy!
She doesn't want to be like everyone else.
Dreams of becoming an oligarch.
And relax in the Canaries ... And eat pineapples!

gold fish : IN last time I will help you.

Old man : I'm tired of being on parcels

And a fool - to be known as dupes.

I have one dream!

Fulfill. I am begging you.

He quickly approached the fish,

Whispered something to her and left.

8. Magic, music.

The grandmother has disappeared - once!
Two - the car disappeared,
I took the driver with me.
Washing machine - three!
The sailors took her away.

9. music "Chunga-changa".

Dance.

(Children are dancing, and an old woman is sitting in the middle, covering herself with her hands. She is afraid.)

(After the dance, the old woman returns home on foot, tired, barely raising her legs.)

Old man: Don't whine or scold me!

Old woman: I got it for nothing!

Grandfather: Understand that without difficulty,
Together: You can't take the fish out of the pond!

Name:
Nomination: Kindergarten, script of Russian folk tales, Preparatory group

The tale of the fisherman and the fish in a new way.
(Staging for children of the preparatory group.)

Characters:

storyteller

Gold fish.

Storyteller:

Once upon a time there was an old man and an old woman

By the very blue sea

They had a villa and a yacht

And they lived without knowing grief.

They didn't like to work.

But they ate and drank well.

After all, they have a goldfish

She served a rest without knowing.

Lived-well-

"Lambada" danced.!

(Grandfather and woman in modern dresses appear to the music and dance Lambada. At the end of the dance, they sit down at the table.)

Storyteller:

And the old woman says to the old man ...

Old woman:

Why are we hungry?!

We ate squid and sushi ....

Why did you hang your ears?

Click the fish, let him not sleep

And hurry with food!

And let him deliver lunch

To us at the villa at this moment!

(Grandfather, nodding his head, gets up, goes to the seashore)

Storyteller:

The old man went to the blue sea,

He began to call the goldfish.

Fish! Fish!

Gold fish!

Where are you, fish?

Wake up soon!

(A goldfish appears to the music, stretches, yawns)

Gold fish:

So why scream like that?

Don't let me sleep in the morning...

Why make noise at dawn?

The crisis is now in the yard.

What? Do you want to have lunch?

So pay money!

Where can you get them?

No money left…

Gold fish:

Everyone...your lunch is over.

Who will work hard

He will eat hunting!

Here are the things….

Storyteller:

A fish swims into the sea...

(Grandfather, bowing his head, returns to his grandmother)

Storyteller:

Grandma and grandpa sat next to each other

Not eating lunch.

Began to think and guess

Where can they get money.

Can we sell the yacht?

grandma: (indignantly)

And all the money will pass?

Let's think about how we can...

Can we open a company?

We haven't gone yet

All economy under the hammer?

Firm, you say, to open...?

Well, well, so be it!

Firm "New trough"

From today we are open!

Storyteller:

I took a saw and a hammer,

Wooden took a bar,

(Grandfather takes tools and “makes” a trough)

The whole day I planed, sawed,

And he made a trough!

(Grandfather takes a finished trough and carries it to his grandmother)

Grandma went in the morning

And she sold the trough.

(Grandma takes a trough, approaches the audience and “sells” it)

grandmother:

Here is the money for once

Appeared with us!

While the lazy one warms up

And do not sleep, and do not be lazy!

Work is a matter of honor!

Be at work in the first place!

Grandfather and grandmother together:

And then day by day

We will survive the crisis!

Name: Dramatization "The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish in a New Way"
Nomination: Kindergarten, old fairy tales in a modern way, fairy tale scenes

Position: music director of the highest qualification category
Place of work: MDOU kindergarten of the combined type No. 40 "Kapelka"
Location: city of Podolsk, Moscow region

Most impromptu fairy tales are invented for certain big events or holidays: New Year, wedding or anniversary. But there are many reasons to have fun! And sometimes amused adult company it is difficult to find a suitable musical fairy tale, the content of which would be simply cheerful and universal. New musical fairy tale "Love and the Goldfish" just like that, it is suitable for a party for any occasion and an adult company of any composition, including a small one, because there are only three characters. It is not necessary to dress up this one, the main thing is good mood and the desire of the participants to enjoy the game themselves and bring joy to the audience. Musical arrangement is attached, but the organizers can replace it with their own.

Characters:

Ivan - husband

Tamara - wife

Gold fish

Presenter - reads the text

FAIRY TALE TEXT

We do not know where and when, but Ivan and Tamara lived,

Everyone was talking about them, they say, a strange couple.

Ivan has a job, football on TV, a sofa,

On weekends - sauna with friends, beer, hookah.

Tamara's life is more complicated: manicure and makeup,

Cosmetologist, hairdresser, pedicure and massage.

Of course, Tamara looked like a model,

Beautiful, glamorous and pretty! (We meet!)

It turns out, dancing to the music, Tamara - track 1 sounds

And Ivan was a simple guy, with an open soul,

It seems not lazy, but not businesslike either. (We meet!)

It turns out, dancing to the music, Ivan - track 2 sounds

Once Ivan went fishing on the weekend,

We know the matter, alone, and not with a lawful wife.

Ivan pretends to go fishing - track 3 sounds

And while the wife was plucking her eyebrows, polishing her nails,

Ivan got hooked on the Goldfish! (We meet!)

Dancing, the Goldfish comes out - track 4 sounds

Ivan, I saw Rybka, and stood up, opening his mouth,

And Rybka is flirting, and leads a round dance with him.

The fish circles around Ivan - track 5 or 5a sounds

Ivan scratched his turnip, why do something with such luck,

He released the fish from sin and went home stunned.

Ivan and Rybka beat - track 6 sounds

At home, Ivan, gesticulating, told his wife everything.

I thought I wouldn’t believe it anyway, and suddenly I heard ..

So the wife announced her wishes and sent Ivan back,

And she herself sat down to dream of a pleasant life!

Ivan did not have time to reach the familiar bank,

How Rybka overtook him in three short jumps.

Ivan was intoxicated by a golden minx with a tail,

I forgot about Tamarina's desires ... escaped with difficulty.

And the wife, the fool, how did she know that there would be no miracle,

She began to scandal, threaten, and beat the dishes

Sounds track 10 or 10a

Here Ivan could not stand it: he slammed his fist on the table,

Sounds like track 11