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Material found on the Internet. These scenes are often repeated in different scenarios, so the author is unknown. Thanks to those who came up with these sketches. I think that many people will like the material, because it can be so difficult to find scenes for the holidays, especially new and interesting ones. 1. Scene "Do not recognize dad today ..." 2. Congratulations to the musketeers 3. You will not get anywhere, fall in love and marry! 4. Scene “How to surprise girls” 5. Fashion show for moms (with humor) 6. Scene "Conversation". Scene "Do not recognize dad today ..." On the stage (or “improvised stage”, aside from those going to the festive audience) is a served table. Sitting at the table - mom, grandmother. Dad enters the room with a large package (bag) of gifts ... Daughter: Don't recognize dad today - He entered, and suddenly at the door, Dad wants to throw off his hat, as usual, and then, having caught his senses, carefully puts it on a chair (or hangs it on a hanger). He did not throw his hat on the table, But hung it, as if on a visit. Daughter: He brought a huge bundle, And he didn’t grumble under his nose, That he’s tired is worse than hell - The severity of a kind ... Dad, smiling, approaches his daughter. Daughter: He said: Dad: “Great, daughter!” Daughter: And laughing this time He kissed mom on the cheek, And grandmother - shook her hand. Dad kisses mom, shakes granny's hands. Daughter sits at the table. Everyone is starting to eat. Mother-in-law: He didn’t hide in the newspaper, I was looking at everyone at the table! Mother: He didn’t hit the cutlet with a fork, It’s like someone was sitting in it. Mother-in-law: He was better, he was easier Poured tea into cups Daughter: Not even my grandmother’s mother And he called mom! I asked mom quietly: "Mom, what happened to him?" Mom: "On this day, - Daughter: said mom, - Mother: Dad should be like that! ” Daughter: I, the child, do not understand Maybe an adult who understands Isn't dad nice Be good all year long? Musketeers Congratulate Music: “It’s time, let’s rejoice ...” The exit of the musketeers. Scene "You will not get anywhere, fall in love and marry!" 1 school: We celebrate the women's holiday, Congratulations to all the girls and women. Wonderful day to say a lot. Gifts for girls we like to give. 2 academic: We wish them to become good housewives. But, truth be told, without hiding, We boys do not believe in the female mind, After all, there have never been smart women. 1 school : A woman needs homework. Science, business is not her concern. 2 academic: You must learn to wash, cook, sew, And you don’t have to learn math. Dev: And I will answer you - no! That the female mind is not appreciated is no secret. Men didn’t let us study. We thought it wouldn’t do for ladies. 1 school: But if you begin to lead the country, Everything will go to science, to business, Then who will cook the soup, clean the apartment, raise children? 2 academic: Imagine - the house is dirty and lunch is not ready, And there is no supervision of the children. One wife is sitting in the government, Another will fly into space tomorrow, And the third writes poetry all day. Better cook a serving of fish soup! Dev: A man can also cook cabbage soup. Responsibilities must be divided. 1 school: If I marry you, I’ll see how you wash the dishes, And not how much you read And how difficult the problems are. Dev: You won’t get anywhere, Fall in love and marry! Scene "How to surprise girls" Boy - What should the girls give So that they could immediately defeat them? This problem for a long, long time Boys solved. But time passed, and what they should be, They did not know yet. 1st: Is candy the best gift?2nd: Chur, I give candy to Xenia!3rd: No, they don’t need caries. We will eat sweets ourselves.4th : A gift is better than all sweets - This is a good gun, For example, “Colt” or “Nagan”.3rd: Understand, the girl is not a kid! How to play with her gun, To shoot a plush teddy bear?5th: Give them flowers.3rd: But where will we find them in March?1st: And then what should we do?2nd: There is one trouble with the girls! (all drooping, suddenly the 3rd comes to life) 3rd: I know what to do! Let’s try to surprise them: We decide that on this women's holiday nobody teases them all day. In the morning pleasant moments - From us for each compliment ...4th (not understanding): Compliments ?, well, repeat it.3rd: Well, something about the beauty they lie.5th (admiringly): Wow! How cunning you are! And then what?3rd: Girl games. 1st (dismissively, indignantly): Do we play dolls with them?3rd: A day will have to suffer. But we are men! Do you agree? Who agrees"? (everyone raises their right hands) Well, "unanimously." Fashion show for moms (with humor) Presenter 1: We are ready to show such Fashionistas for the sake of a holiday! Look all here "Fashion New", gentlemen! (Music sounds, and "models" come out on the podium) Presenter 2: This season, scarves are in fashion. On a bag, tie it on the neck! You can tie it like a hat .... We are ready to show everything to mothers! Presenter 1: We offer everyone flaps to wear, To be fashionable mothers! Gloves to the flaps, take mom So go to school meetings! Presenter 2: Skirts on the floor, Mom, wear Select caps and handbags to match. Three colors are advised, mom, for you.How to combine them? We will show this hour! Presenter 1: Scarf and belt are a classic of fashion! Wear them, moms, in any weather! Go to the theater with dad by the arm, And you, fidget, you take with you. Presenter 2: Fashionable women have a high heel. In the design, pick up a laptop for it. Everyone will say: “Look, business is coming!”, And this is our mommy, my dear! Presenter 2: Take floral shoes on the market. You will pick up fashionable, bright ones. Shoes should not be taken to the blouse to match, So it was not fashionable last season! Presenter 1: Umbrellas will be fashionable this year, The most fashionable will not forget them! Bright, round, flat - different, With them, all the mothers will be beautiful! Presenter 2: In the fashion for mothers we present the straps. We offer different colors for you! Presenter 1: This season you will need red and black fur, Just like the queen! Presenter 2: So the fashion show has ended (all models go on stage) We all tried, moms, for you! If you have questions on fashion: Presenter 1: Choose an outfit, braid your braids ... Presenter 2: We will give a consultation right away, Mom - we want to see fashionistas! Scene "Conversation". Boy Our call is terribly loud I'm flying out into the corridor ... I have one girl A conversation ensued ... And my dad is a champion! He goes to the stadium: He throws the dumbbells up - Will be the strongest in the world! Girl Though men are strong - They don’t know how to bake pancakes ... You men are sloppy To educate you, to teach, And parsley from dill You cannot distinguish. By the way, who erases at home? God has not given you talent ... Consuming TV You lie down on the sofa! Boy There is no sense in a man ?! This talent is not given to us ?! Who nailed a shelf for books? Did you fix the faucet in the kitchen? Girl Borsch is reluctant to cook you, Do not fry cutlets ... You would have to flee to work, Well, there’s no more sense! Boy You prickly splinter You know us poorly. Now and then pour tears And besides, for no reason ... You say thorny words, shy ... Dad in the house is the head! Girl And the mother in the house is the neck! Boy I waved at Sveta. Girl Not! No need to decide in a dispute Are you organizing a school holiday dedicated to International Women's Day? Do not forget to prepare an entertainment program. A school concert can include poems, songs, dances and funny skits for the holiday on March 8 at the school performed by children of different ages. These miniatures, which play around various situations at school and at home, are based on well-known literary works, humorous television shows, issues of the children's magazine Yeralash, etc. Funny skits on March 8 for schoolThe first school sketch by March 8, 2019 can be set using only pantomime and dance. Boys dressed as old women will appear on the stage - in colorful skirts and scarves. They barely wander around the stage with their wands, groan and gasp. Suddenly incendiary music is heard in the hall, and funny "grandmothers" start dancing. Undoubtedly, mothers and real grandmothers will appreciate the acting abilities of their children and grandchildren, who will take part in this production. Daughter: I have been friends with dad this morning. Mom appears on the scene: Daughter: Leading: Mother: Leading: Natasha: - At the lessons we are sitting - There is a magazine on the table, - Why are we all dancing here, Musketeers are taking part in another funny scene by March 8th. The song “It’s time, let’s rejoice in our time ...” sounds. D'Artagnan and his friends Atos, Porthos and Arimis appear on the scene. D`Artagnan: All musketeers in chorus: Then the musketeers begin to speculate what they would be if they were born girls. Athos: Porthos: Aramis: D`Artagnan: Together: Petya: Seryozha: Petya: Seryozha: Andrew: Leading: Then a scene is played in which the boys perform ditties, and the girls act as mothers and negligent daughters. - Dear our mothers, - The whole day of March 8 - Says lazy mother: - sooty pan - We sang ditties to you, On the stage is a disheveled and grimy guy in pajamas. He goes to a chair, takes something crumpled and dirty from him. Mother: The boy takes off his pants, also dirty and full of holes: Mother: Mother: Son: The doorbell rings. Son: Tidy boys come in with flowers in their hands. - Guys, is that you? Well, you’ve got embarrassed! I didn’t even recognize ... Guys: The boy looks in the mirror, sees himself - combed, neatly dressed - and faints. Mom appears: One of the guys: Handing flowers to mom. These funny scenes set at school by March 8 will please guests at the holiday and will cause a lot of positive emotions. We wish you inspiration and success! Short sketches for the holiday March 8 holiday March 8 at school March 8 "Boys" On the stage Disheveled, awake and grimy guy in pajamas. He goes to a chair, takes something crumpled and dirty from him. SERGEI. Ma-am! Today we congratulate the girls. Did you stroke my shirt? MOTHER. Good morning, son. Stroked. SERGEI. Hello! Which one? MOTHER. White. SERGEI. White? MOTHER. White, white. SERGEI. And I have what Was it white? MOTHER. Of course it was. Last year they bought. Don't you remember? SERGEI. I do not remember… MOTHER. You still dressed her for the New Year, remember? SERGEI. For new year I remember. And then I do not remember. Ah ... Is she white? MOTHER. Of course, I washed it. She was lying under your bed Found her by force! Have you brushed your teeth? SERGEI. Ah, so here she was! It was Barsik who dragged her there! (Throws a dirty shirt under the bed, puts on a clean one). Well, wait, now you'll get it from me! Barsik! Barsik! Kitty Kitty Kitty! Come here! .. Again in the kitchen is eating something. Fat Barsik enters. BARSIK. What? SERGEI. Get out of here !!! SERGEI. A pig, not a cat ... Ma-am! MOTHER. What, son? Have you brushed your teeth? SERGEI. Yeah. And Barsik too. MOTHER. Good girl! Did you wash your neck? SERGEI. I’m soaping it! (Takes a stick). Barsik !!! Go here! Fat Barsik enters. BARSIK. So what? SERGEI. Cho-cho! .. Nicho! BARSIK. Ahhh ... I would say so right away. (Leaves). The boy takes off his pants Also dirty and full of holes. SERGEI. Ma-am! Did you stroke the new trousers? MOTHER. Stroked. And a jacket. SERGEI. And I have what Is there a jacket? MOTHER. Of course have. A guy throws pants under the bed and grabs a jacket with a torn sleeve. SERGEI. Well then it will be a vest. (Tears off the second sleeve). MOTHER. What is cracking in there? SERGEI. I'm doing this exercise, mom! MOTHER. Well done, well done! SERGEI. Girls today is the eighth of March ( March 8), I prepared poems for them, now I’ll read it, do you hear? (Combing) MOTHER. I hear! Good poems! SERGEI. What verses? MOTHER. Which you have prepared. SERGEI. Ma, what are you doing there? MOTHER. I’m making a pie, son. You will not come to congratulate the girls empty-handed. SERGEI. Why cake? I need flowers! MOTHER. Flowers in the hallway. Money for lunch in the nightstand. SERGEI. What about the briefcase? MOTHER. There, nearby. Call, open the door! SERGEI. These are probably the guys from the class ... Tidy boys come in with flowers in their hands. SERGEI. Oh! Who do you want? ANDREW. We need Sergey from 9 - “A”. SERGEI. I'm listening to. ALL. Serge! Are you? SERGEI. Well yes, I do. What do you want? DENIS. Don’t you recognize? SERGEI. Wait a minute! I recognize !!! We seem to have a rest with you in the summer ... Exactly In the camp!.. DENIS. What summer We are your classmates. Andryukha, Denis and Ilya. SERGEI. Very nice ... oh, that is ... Guys, is that you? Well, you’ve got embarrassed! Did not recognize… ILYA. Look at you! Sergey rushes to the mirror, sees himself Combed and neatly dressed and faints. MOTHER. And here is the pie! Oh, Serezhenka, you're so smart Do not recognize you! Flowers not forgotten? ILYA. No, I have not forgotten. Only I’m not Serezhenka, I’m Ilya. Serezhenka is lying around. MOTHER. Serezhenka, I ask you, please do not wallow in the hallway in clean clothes. Tolerate to school. SERGEI. Mommy, I didn’t recognize myself! What will happen now? MOTHER. Nothing, nothing, nothing ... Get used to it! The teacher enters the classroom, passes to her place. TEACHER. Hello! ALL. Hello!!! TEACHER. Excuse me, what class is this? ALL. 9 - “A” !!! TEACHER. 9 - “A”? Ahhh ... And what school? ALL. Secondary school number (such and such) !!! TEACHER. Yeah, there it is! Ah ... please tell me what is this The same school located (at such an address)? ALL. That one !!! TEACHER. Yeah ... And what, in this building before ... well, there: yesterday or the day before ... any other school No. (such) did not happen by chance? ALL. Not!!! TEACHER. So-so-so, interesting. So what class is this? ALL. 9 - “A” !!! TEACHER. 9 - “A” ... Neither “B” nor “C”, but simply ALL. Just "A" !!! TEACHER. But this cannot be !!! ALL. Why? TEACHER. Because it A completely different class. LIGHT. What are you, the same one! TEACHER. But how can it be the same if I don't know anything? LIGHT. What do you not recognize? TEACHER. I don’t know anything! ALL. Not true! TEACHER. Ah, a lie? Well then check! What did we go through in the last lesson? You! PETRUSHKIN. In the last lesson, you explained to us the properties and characteristics of matter. It was very interesting ... TEACHER. Yeah, got it! I remember well: that time no one listened! ALL. Not true! Learned ... TEACHER. Yes, this can not be! No one ever taught homework here! PETRUSHKIN. And I learned! ALL. And I! And I! TEACHER. I do not believe! And I won’t believe it! ALL. But why? TEACHER. If only because I do not know anyone here! LIGHT. And you do not recognize me? I am an excellent student, I always sit on the first desk ... TEACHER. Oh my God! Svetochkina, is that you? How did you get here? LIGHT. I'm studying here. TEACHER. Listen to me, Svetochkina: this is a very dangerous place Here everyone was replaced! LIGHT. What are you, all the same here. TEACHER. Do you doubt Or do you think that I have Hallucinations? Then tell me the name of this student. LIGHT. Petrushkin. TEACHER. Yeah, it’s not me, it’s you who are mistaken! This student Not Petrushkin. I know Petrushkina, but I know! LIGHT. And who is this? TEACHER. The fact of the matter is that I myself do not know. But I see perfectly: this is not Petrushkin! LIGHT. Who? TEACHER. it Antipetrushkin !!! And you Antisvetochkina !!! Are you all Anti-children !!! ALL. Why? TEACHER. Because normal children are not like that! ALL. Why? TEACHER. That’s not all! First: they never listen in class! Secondly: they never learn homework! And thirdly: how can normal children sit so calmly and look so neat? it Anti-children! And this ANTIMIR !!! PETRUSHKIN. Let me explain it now. Please tell me what day is today? TEACHER. If you think that I That ... then you are deeply mistaken. I remember everything perfectly. Please: today is the eighth of March, one thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight! PETRUSHKIN. Does this not tell you anything? TEACHER. What do you mean? .. Ah, yes, yes, it seems, I'm starting to understand something ... The whole thing In time! LIGHT. Exactly! TEACHER. So I knew !!! I got to another time !!! Very possible To another planet! What a phenomenon !!! Tell me, what is the name of this planet? AND What day and year is it? PETRUSHKIN. This planet is called: "Earth." And on this day every year on Earth it is customary to congratulate all women on the holiday March 8. You Woman and we congratulate you! (Hands flowers). TEACHER. This is some kind of practical joke ... I don’t understand ... PETRUSHKIN. And on my own I want to add that you Our favorite teacher at school !!! ALL. Yes !!! TEACHER. "Teacher"? Did you say "teacher"? Petrushkin, is that you? PETRUSHKIN. Yes I. TEACHER. Lord Now I recognize you! Petrushkin! But you My favorite student !!! Lead Protein 1: Animals run in Beasts: Bear: Here the frosts ended Lead Protein 2: They say: Hare 1: Hare 2: Come show There are still hares marching Hare 3: №1 Performance of hares (with drums or tambourines, march and rebuilding). Lead Protein 1: A fox: I'm in the workshop in the spring Children in costumes of animals run out, line up with flowers. Wolf: We all tried hard Children give flowers to mothers and are built by a rainbow Hedgehog: No. 2 Song about mom. Lead Protein 2: Birds appear Bird: Open your eyes wider No. 3 Dance of the birds. Bear: Come on, bears, run out 2 more bears run out No. 4 ChastooshkiAbout girls, about girlfriends, I am my friend Claudia And my girlfriend Luda Put candy in my pocket All the girls in our group Bear 2: Boys run out and give girls gifts. Tiger: Hot dance "Chunga Changa" №5 Dance "Chunga Changa". Lead Protein 1: No. 6 Song about Mom (performed by girls)Lead Protein 2: №7 poem about grandmother No. 8 Dance Song "Our Grandmother" Lead Protein 1: No. 8 General dance with moms.
Leading adults - group educators. The course of the holiday. 1 Presenter: 2 Lead: Sounds music, children enter the hall. Perform the dance "We are the best!"1 Presenter: Sounds a musical beat. Leading children go to the middle of the hall.Boy: Girl: Song about mom. Children sit on chairs. Leading children continue the holidayBoy: Girl: Boy: Girl: Boy: Sounds a musical beat. A huge fake heart is put on the podium2 Lead: 1 Presenter: Children read poems about moms.2 Lead: 1 Presenter: 2 Lead: 1 Presenter: Moms walk along the catwalk in two. Leading comment: 2 Lead: 1 Presenter: Boy: Individual dance "Naughty Sailors". 2 Lead: Presenters attach the first flower to the heart. Girl: Boy: Children read poems about grandmothers. Boy:I don’t know which of the grannies is the best? Grandmothers go to the podium, pass to applause1 Presenter: 2 Lead: Grandmother: Child: Child: Song about the grandmother "Young grandmother" muses. A. Evtodieva. 1 Presenter: Presenters attach another flower to the heart. 2 Lead: Boy: (shows, spreading hands) Girl: Children read poems about educatorsChild: Girl: Lullaby for mom. Boy: Attach another flower to the heart. 1 Presenter: Boys Come Out to the Music of Gentlemen2 Lead: 1 Presenter: Boy: The game "Compliments." (boys give girls / mothers compliments) Boy: Children are dancing a waltz. 2 Lead: 1 Presenter: Sounds beating. Leading attaches another flower to the heart. 1 Presenter: Children grow up nearby: here they lead them to a kindergarten, Ah, how hard it is for us to notice the rhythm of today's children: Discuss: what? How much? Where is it better to build a house?
Comic scene of "Grandmother-old woman." 1 Presenter: 2 Lead: The song "I would be like ..." After the song, the presenters attach the last flower to the heart. 1 Presenter: 2 Lead: Wear outfits, sing songs ... There was less trouble for everyone, Children perform a dance with scarves. Presenters invite parents and children to the group. On the eve of March 8, 2019, in kindergartens, they are preparing for the main women's holiday, inviting children and mothers to the holiday. At matinees dedicated to Women's Day, pupils can perform poems, songs dedicated to mothers and grandmothers, play funny scenes for children, which can be shown at the holiday on March 8. In such miniatures not only children, but also educators can participate. Scene for children on March 8 in kindergartenWe offer a funny miniature for preschool children based on the fairy tale about Little Red Riding Hood, which can be put in kindergarten on March 8. The production involves mom, daughter, grandmother and Baba Yaga. Presenter: Mother: Red Riding Hood: Mother: Red Riding Hood: Next, the heroine of this short children's production on March 8 goes to the forest. Presenter: Then in this scene for preschoolers a song about March 8 sounds: Chorus: If only, only, only Chorus. Little Red Riding Hood strayes from the road and goes to the hut on chicken legs. Here in this kindergarten scene on March 8, another character appears - Baba Yaga, who performs the song: Chorus: I’m a friend of childhood with Snow White, Red Riding Hood: Red Riding Hood: “Why do you have such long disheveled hair?” {!LANG-23801481c89d1bd5a7a0f8afb3927b18!} {!LANG-5d900820601b501d99a5e886671392f3!} {!LANG-51653df7a0c3ea06e56a9a17d4e671b8!} {!LANG-068aeac9e994bbcd65c31cadd4519baa!} {!LANG-00888213c1f967383eb96fbf0d3dbeb3!} {!LANG-0975c43c52b622f6229d35c8a7231ce6!} {!LANG-11981a3bdfba791aef289b0f8bddf4fe!} Red Riding Hood: {!LANG-174b2b42fe9ee6d38f0d473fa3f22860!} {!LANG-66dd17d9b5a873229e6bc16132a1a243!} {!LANG-d2b9593680910140fd1de559d1a4eac9!} Red Riding Hood: {!LANG-d2b9593680910140fd1de559d1a4eac9!} {!LANG-174b2b42fe9ee6d38f0d473fa3f22860!} {!LANG-d2b9593680910140fd1de559d1a4eac9!} {!LANG-8052e613114363d869526a56b201041a!} |
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